I haven’t boarded yet and I’ve had a lot of good stuff:
Was dropped off at the airport by Julie’s door-to-door sexy shuttle service.
Smiled at the TSA official at the first class security line who let me cut.
Woke a guy up who fell asleep waiting for his late flight to board and he thanked me profusely.
Found The Answer and had a tasty burrito:
Yum, Andale! Bon voyage!
I’ve only ever eaten at Andale at the airport, but it’s definitely tastier than most other choices in the United terminal.
Having the Answer result in a burrito makes sense somehow, too.